The first sign we were getting close to finding Santa was the photo of him above, seen on the wall of the Mack’s Brewery. Obviously he had been drinking there very recently. Makes sense, being the closest brewery to the North Pole and all.
Later on, I spotted what clearly must be where he gets his groceries and homewares and thought maybe I could bump into him there.
I ran into one of his reindeer. I couldn’t work out which one, but it wasn’t Rudolf. He was no help though.
I swung by his house, but he wasn’t home.
So then I thought maybe I’d catch him at Church
But alas. Despite all of the signs he had been there, I didn’t manage to find him anywhere. Rumour has it he holidays in Hawaii around this time of year.